Friday, January 9, 2009

Things "Regularly" Work Themselves Out

Many times the things that are the best are also the things that are the worst...

THIS IS NOT ALWAYS TRUE!!!

We have sets of people that sit at our bar and enjoy adult beverages...if they come 5 or 6 times a week...we call them our regulars.

These regulars sometimes get comfortable. By that I mean they become high maintenance...start telling you what to do and how to do it...

We have a new regular...I will call him Hokie...

He is...ummm how would you put this...well...a talker...and he loves to talk to the ladies...but they do not love to talk to him...

He has asked a majority of the girls out on a date.

One day last week another regular...I won't name him, but I will say that he charged up Charles once before...called me to the side and said that he was not going to come anymore bc Hokie got on his nerves...and he wasn't sure how much longer he could be polite

FIRST OF ALL...Charger was never really polite...as a matter of fact his negativity deemed him the "dark cloud" at another establishment.

I laughed it off bc Hokie was harmless to me...

He also told me that Hokie was responsible for running off some other regulars...

I would like to make the following points
  1. the other regular stopped...sorry slowed...coming in bc we charged them for the drinks that they drank...they felt like they were entitled to cheap drinks (we ring them happy hour anywho)
  2. they were there today when I left
  3. lay off the shots and you would know the first two points
ANYWHO...this is sort of like middle school...

Things will "regularly" work themselves out!!!!

Monday, January 5, 2009

I wish there were a comp code called...

BITCH

for the lady that ate 3/4's of her burger only to shove the last two bites in my face and tell me that they were not cooked...and she wasn't paying for it...

IDIOT

for the server who does dumb shit...for no reason

LAZY

for the salads they "forgot" to bring out

CHEAP

for the table that insists that the guacamole was part of the menu item description

...and those are the nice names...

jk