I heard that...

We have an amazing incentive package for our team members...

What is better than getting to enjoy our food?

Getting to enjoy it for 1/2 price!!!

We do that for them, and up to 4 friends...

But it is like an expired credit card...it is no good if your time is up!!!

I got called into the bar tonight by FD to do a discount. I ran the card and chatted it up with the two red wasted faced boys in front of me.

Chilifest was this weekend and you can always tell who went by the burns on their skin!

I ran the card and it DECLINED!!!

This actually happens a lot to us bc we have lots of students that still "work" at their store at home. But if you don't work in 30 days the computer kicks you out of the system.

So I asked him when the last time he worked was, because that is usually my explanation of why the card didn't work.

But his answer was the last week...hmmmmm

I asked him the number to his store, because I am sure that computers mess up SOMETIMES...this may have been that time.

I called the store and spoke with the manager. She told me that guy got fired a month and 1/2 ago for NCNS.

(No Call No Show)

She asked me if I was going to cut up his card in front of him...I sort of wanted to...but he was already wasted...

I rounded the bar and told him that his "old" store said he no longer worked there.

He said, "Oh, yeah...well I quit last week."

So my next questions (that I only asked in my head because there was an audience at the bar) were...

1. What made you think you could use a Team Member Rewards card if you are NOT A TEAM MEMBER?!?!?

2. If you knew you got fired a month and 1/2 ago...why would you give me the number to call and check it out???

3. If you know I just got off the phone with your manager...WHY WOULD YOU LIE and tell me you quit?

4. Are you really this big of a dumbass naturally or do you have to work hard at it?

Needless to say I did not give him the card back so he could waste another manager's time.

I was on my way out of the bar to carry on with my business when he leaned to his buddy and said..."I got fired last month..."

So I poked my head back around and replied..."I heard that..."

and asked myself question number four one more time!!!