You Wouldn't Understand

Goodness Gracious let me tell you about the heat in Texas...

It is sometimes unbearable.

My amiga Della was moving...so today we packed up to move her.

She did what any good host would do...she bought us breakfast tacos & coffee...YUMMY!!

I wanted to fix my coffee so I walked inside to do so.

(The place we got the tacos from was attached to a gas station)

I put the three coffees on the counter to dress them.

I hear...UM WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

So I told her...bc I thought it was pretty obvious...I AM DRESSING MY COFFEE

She then asked...they didn't give you cream or sugar?

NO (i also didn't ask)

UM, WELL THEN YOU NEED TO LET THEM GIVE YOU THAT STUFF...THAT IS MY STUFF...BUT GO AHEAD SINCE YOU DONE WALKED ALL THE WAY OVER HERE

I could have gone lots of places with this woman...but I really didn't have the energy at 8 am

I just raised my eyebrow to her and fixed the coffees.

Then she bursts out of nowhere with HONEY, YOU JUST WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S A LOT OF CHAOS AROUND HERE...YOU JUST WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.

I wanted to say...Bitch, I deal with ignorant people like you on a DAILY basis...so yes...I would understand...I also understand that I walked over here bc I wanted to fix my coffee...the pinche buildings are ATTACHED.

You can ASK me not to use the stuff, or explain that they are different...but when you come at me sideways like that...I am going to do what I want...But as far as understanding...I DON'T CARE

I got done making the coffees and got back into the car while the 7 month prego window lady was asking me what had happened.

I told her briefly...she was very quick to tell me that the lady gets complained on all the time. She invited me to call the owner to let them know.

These ladies obviously were from "Feuding Hoods" (lmao)

they thought I didn't understand...

It wasn't that...I just DIDN'T CARE!!!