A Penny For Your Thoughts

In a perfect world if you walked into a restaurant with a friend and ordered the exact same thing...it would cost the exact same price...

THIS IS NOT A PERFECT WORLD

The taxes are sometime an odd number...and it has to split some way.

On this particular day Donk was waiting on some less than lovely ladies.

They sat down...ordered the same thing...and ate the same thing...and then expected to pay for the same thing.

The curse of the odd tax hit them. And now it would be split for them.

Someone was going to get the odd penny. It was just going to happen.

What would happen next would shock you...I have heard it all.

The lady stops Donk, "Ummmm excuse me, but don't you think that if we ordered the exact same thing we would get charged the same?"

So Donk tried to explain the tax to her.

So she rebuts with, "Oh, so this happens on a split check...so we should have let you know in the BEGINNING that we were going to be separate."

Poor Donk...she says, "You could have let me know, but we would have still put it on the same check and split it. There is really no way to get around it."

So then the lady starts in sort of ranting, "Oh so I just got screwed then. I should have sat on that side. I got screwed sitting right here."

A FREAKIN' PENNY!!!

A FREAKIN' PENNY!!!

A FREAKIN' PENNY!!!

I will give you a Penny for your thoughts...that is if you KEEP THEM TO YOURSELF!!!

It is bitches like that who will tip one penny less because they think they are proving a point...keep your pennies lady...we don't want them...

Hit From the Back

Here is a Quickie since I haven't given you any in almost a month...

as a woman I am programmed to be stingy...

lmao...jk

but as a woman BEG (Brown Eyed Girl) stereotypically cannot drive well under pressure

We get calls about three times a day that go a little like this..."Ummm who is managing...can I talk to them...lalala lalala lalala...(that was hold music) I am running a little bit late, I will be there shortly."

BEG let us know that she was running a little late...no biggie!

When she got here she told me that she had a fender bender on the way in.

She told the story...

She met her roommate to grab her work clothes. She was changing and driving at the same time...NOT TOO SMART

She was pulling on her clothes...when BAM...

She ran into the car in front of her. The gentleman driving the car in front made eye contact with her to make sure she was not going to burn off with out surveying the damage.

They got out of the car at the same time...she started with the apologies..."I am sooooo sorry, I am late to work."

The guy says to her..."Do you work at @$![!$ ?"

yes...

He says, "Oh, I am late too...let's go to work..."

It was one of our kitchen guys...HiHi

LMAO...she got lucky...

If she had hit anyone else from the back they may not have been so nice about it!!