A Penny For Your Thoughts

In a perfect world if you walked into a restaurant with a friend and ordered the exact same thing...it would cost the exact same price...

THIS IS NOT A PERFECT WORLD

The taxes are sometime an odd number...and it has to split some way.

On this particular day Donk was waiting on some less than lovely ladies.

They sat down...ordered the same thing...and ate the same thing...and then expected to pay for the same thing.

The curse of the odd tax hit them. And now it would be split for them.

Someone was going to get the odd penny. It was just going to happen.

What would happen next would shock you...I have heard it all.

The lady stops Donk, "Ummmm excuse me, but don't you think that if we ordered the exact same thing we would get charged the same?"

So Donk tried to explain the tax to her.

So she rebuts with, "Oh, so this happens on a split check...so we should have let you know in the BEGINNING that we were going to be separate."

Poor Donk...she says, "You could have let me know, but we would have still put it on the same check and split it. There is really no way to get around it."

So then the lady starts in sort of ranting, "Oh so I just got screwed then. I should have sat on that side. I got screwed sitting right here."

A FREAKIN' PENNY!!!

A FREAKIN' PENNY!!!

A FREAKIN' PENNY!!!

I will give you a Penny for your thoughts...that is if you KEEP THEM TO YOURSELF!!!

It is bitches like that who will tip one penny less because they think they are proving a point...keep your pennies lady...we don't want them...