Sorostitute

Sorostitute- a sorority girl that flaunts her goodies or sluts herself out for MGD 64 or vodka & water with a squeeze of lime

When those late tables come in we all cringe...it just means that we are going to be that much later getting out. Sure if we were optimistic we would look at it as an opportunity to make more money, but we work in the restaurant industry and at 10:40 we just want to go home.

We had a fleet of trucks swoop into the parking lot with the fury of God. Three gentlemen got out so we welcomed them at the door.

The buff one apologized for coming in so late. So I let him in on a secret a server would NEVER tell...we will be here for an hour or better anyhow...so one more table is no biggie really.

They sat there for about 45 seconds and the buff guy walked to the restroom. When he came back he was stride for stride with a pissed off sorostitute.

This psycho chick parked on the other side of the parking lot and stalked them long enough to swoop in at the perfect time.

He looked over and promptly let us know that she was not his.

She walked up to their table with out words. She simply crossed her arms and huffed. And her boyfriend got up and followed her outside.

She chewed his ass for a good ten minutes...NO EXAGGERATION!!

I was asking Dopey to give me the play by play, but she wasn't doing a good job...so I took over.

When you don't know what someone is saying, but cell phones and arms are flailing...you have to make something up...so I did.

In my mind their fight was because he chose to hang out with his guy friends instead of coming over to watch the episodes of Grey's Anatomy that she tivo'd. She had the last two Tivo'd that she needed to catch up on before tomorrows episode and he ditched her.

SHE WAS PISSED...

so then they moved over to the other side of the restaurant. This is where she continued to let him have it...but since he was out of our view he let her have it a bit too.

Then he walked inside and sat back down.

At this point I already offered to buy these guys a round because THEY NEEDED IT!!!

As Jerry Mae was delivering the beer the guy returned...with a sorostitute on his tail.

The Uber Bitch (sorry I could figure out the two dots) leaned into his buff friend and said, "I hope you are happy you son of a bitch, we broke up and it is your fault"

Not taking blame for the part where she PSYCHO stalked him at a restaurant, made a scene, and would later do more dirt...I'm getting there...CALM DOWN YOU!!!

So she pitches this fit and storms out again.

He walks out after her.

As they make it outside she turns around and WACK...slaps him right in the face.

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!!

she then does what any woman with sense does...she ran!!

And he chased her!!

She got into her car and started to drive off...so he opened the door to talk to her and she spun off knocking him to the ground...and then he rolled...

OMG

so he came in and promptly let his buddies know that cigarettes were in order.

They went outside and vented for a second.

When they came back in he apologized and told us why they were arguing...

I'm not going to tell you because the Grey's Anatomy version was better...but lets just say that his sorostitute is no longer his problem!!