Trash Detector

I am a people watcher. I see lots of them everyday...

ALL kinds of people.

There is one particular group of people that continues to tickle & disgust me at the same time...tickle me because I can't help but to laugh at their ignorance...but disgusted because of the way they handle themselves.

I am talking about TRASHY people.

There are usually a few key indicators that can identify trashy people...

Most of the time you can just look at a person and tell that they may be trashy...but I won't go too far into detail about that...bc I wouldn't want to sound trashy...

...your assumptions can be proven or disproven when they open their mouths...
(see why I didn't go into detail now...)

I was at the nail shop today waiting to get my nails done. The lady who did my nails paid out a woman that had her paint an argyle plaid on EACH ONE OF HER NAILS...

Ok, if you want to use a classy design...don't go overboard...I mean put it on a pillow...NOT YOUR NAILS...

Any who...she promptly told the lady she had a coupon...COUPONS DON'T MAKE YOU TRASHY...I am a smart shopper...I almost NEVER buy anything full price...

OK I TOLD MY SECRET OF HOW I CAN AFFORD TO BE SO FLY...I am ok with that!!!

We were getting started with my nails when I hear...Do you want me to take the nails off and give them back to you?!?!?

That ignorant statement was my trash detector!!!

Naturally everyone in the nail shop turned to witness the commotion to hear the girl that was with her get a breakdown of what she paid for.

20 for her nails
3 for her French paint job
5 for her jewels (people who like gaudy nails seem to run together)
20 for her pedicure
8 for the upgrade to the deluxe pedicure

56 total...

The lady was PISSED...she thought that the deluxe upgrade should have been FREE
she thought the French paint job should have been FREE
and she thought the jewels were FREE

COME ON...if you buy the cheapest stuff they are going to try to up sale you...that is their job...that is how they make more money.

The lady looked at the coupon and said...this is what I had and this is what I paid for...get your numbers right and go back to where you came from...

UGLY

Just ugly...and ignorant...and trashy...

The lady stormed around, paid and left...

I guess restaurants are not the only place that deals with trashy people!!!