I DO NOT SUPPORT KIDDIE PORN

And neither should you!!!

Ok, remember two blogs down...the family with the tennis kids?

I must have done something right bc the VERY next morning Charles let me know that someone wanted to see me in the cocktail area.

This is a trick we sometimes play on each other...we tell the other that someone wants to see them in an area...but it is really someone that we DON'T want to see...except once they have seen us, we have to go talk to them...it is really not that fun of a game...

So I pop my head in the cocktail area and see my family of Godzilla and the four lizards. I walked over and asked them about the tournament...apparently it went well bc she was letting the boys speak today!! One of them even smiled.

Charles and I studied the dynamics of their family for a bit and noticed that the boys kept going to the men's room...ONE AT A TIME...and about two minutes after the boys would get up...in would come dad with his man purse...

Hmmmm....we explored all of the possibilities...

1. They were feeding these boys diaretics to flush the food they just ate to keep them tennis star thin...
2. They were super psycho and monitored their bowel movements & urine
3. They were using us as a trucker stop & had soap and shampoo in the man purse
4. There was a camera in there and they were making kiddie porn

These were the only things that we came up with that we could agree made sense. They took turns...one kid at a time...it was creepy.

Then the mother got up and went to the women's room...AND THE MAN TRIED TO FOLLOW HER IN THERE.

I sent in Winnoria to go peep the scene...as she walked in, the man stepped back to open the door for her wider...and excused himself bc he was "talking with his wife"

Needless to say Winnoria didn't even attempt to walk into the stall...she was freaked out too!!!

After about an hour of potty breaks among the five of them they left.

I WOULD LIKE TO GO ON RECORD SAYING THAT CHARLES NOR I SUPPORT KIDDIE PORN!!!! & SHOULD OUR MEN'S ROOM END UP IN A FLICK...HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW UNLESS YOU WERE SOME FREAK WATCHING IT!!!!