Tits for Tips

I find it funny how many single or single acting people come to restaurants to peep out our menu...and I don't mean food.

Clancy gets more requests that ANYONE!!! Bar none...

That is because he has the art of waiting tables MASTERED!!!

Waiting tables is one of those jobs where your comfort with who you are can pay off. If you are REALLY good you can read your tables and turn up or down your sexuality, sense of humor, or wholesomeness.

Once you master that, tip should follow...SHOULD...

Our girls and guys get numbers almost EVERY shift...we aren't even running a smutty show!!! I promise...I do admit that the closer you get to rent being due, the lower cut the shirts become...but a girl has got to make her money right?!?!?

Sometimes there is a simple number on a credit card slip...

My Military Dentist even got a full on illustration of what they wanted to do with him!!! People are creative...you have to be able to appreciate that!!!

It is very seldom that a server will actually call these numbers back...we are too proud for that...it is even more seldom that they will admit it even if they did...they would become "THAT" server!!!

Not cool

But the funniest is when someone tips poorly and then leaves their number. These are the people that I have to assume just do not know how to tip...if they did know how...who would leave further accountability for poor tipping...NO GO

Just like with much of life...the guys make light of it...

Clancy and TADDT had a "contest" of who could get the most numbers...

TADDT keeps his to give his ego a boost when it needs it...

But if a girl uses the numbers she is in a lose/lose situation.

If the tipper tipped poorly...she is stupid...and setting herself up to be in a reduced income relationship...

If he is a great tipper...she is a gold digger!!!

So if you had to chose...I would go with the gold digger mentality...A GIRL HAS NEEDS!!!!

And the moral of the story today kids...

Tips = Tits!!!!