Crack Heads

I'm from a small town...a small town that is not so normal...

a small town where you know the crack heads by name...Daddy O is my favorite...

my point is that crack heads don't phase me...I am aware...but not afraid...and able to point them out in a crowd...I have a decent drug-dar...

ok, ask Capitol...I have an excellent drug-dar!!!

One night I was working and a man came in the togo door and asked to speak to the manager...I went over there and he starts to tell me his story (crackheads ALWAYS have this heart wrenching story they want to tell you bc they think you care.)

He knew what to say..."his son & him were hungry" He was a "single dad" and they just wanted to eat...mind you there was no son around...but I humored him. He proceeded to tell me that he just started a new job and he would get paid next week...

"Could you find it in your heart to feed us?"

So I gave him a plastic bag...and put his ass to work...I said, "go clean my parking lot...and BRING ME BACK THE BAG so I can see what you got, I'll check the parking lot and then feed you."

DONE DEAL...crack heads are hard workers...when they want something...

So I got a burger ready for him...I made it plain...

He came back with a full bag and I fed him...TOGO...he left...

***He didn't bother to argue with the fact that I gave him ONE burger...he forgot his story that quick

...a week later he came up to our back gate...after close...NO BUENO...

we were cleaning and he asked if he could have some of the left over food...anything I could give him that I was going to throw away

I said, "you should have started your job by now, go to some fast food place...Im not giving you anymore food"

HE LEFT

...a week after that...

(crack heads are PERSISTANT)

we were having a manager meeting so we were all in the building...and his bold ass walked right in the front door...he saw me walk by...he asked to speak to a manager, but clarified that he did not the female one.

Jay Sam went up to the front and sent him away...he left, but didn't go far.

I see him every once in awhile...but he knows I don't buy his story...so he ducks his head and walks right on by.

Oh Crack Heads