Oh Buffy

This blog is dedicated to my favorite Squirkle...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!

Miss Garcia Fernandez ran at me on the back line screaming, "You will NEVER guess who is here..."

So I was scared for a couple of reasons:

1. she RAN at me
2. the look on her face
3. Miss G never really gets excited about people being there...specific people that is

With eyes wide open she said, "BUFFY"

I laughed...bc if I were coming up with the name I would probably come up with something that makes fun of her horrendous last name, or her manly voice...but Big Jack has done the work for me!! PREESH!!!

Madisonville was DEEP at the restaurant that night...Totita was at the front door, Winoria was there, and of course Miss G...and ALL of these ladies knew the stories behind this that made it so funny.

To make things more akward for her (Buffy that is) she got to sit there for a good 10 mins looking around only to recognize how deep we were there!!

Miss G pretended that she did not know Buffy when she greeted the table...and forced her to tell her where she knew her from...she even considered telling her that Miss G was NOT her name...but it would have been on her check...those paper trail will get you every time!!!

By the time the food was delivered to the table the whole staff knew the story of Buffy.

I thought to myself for a minute that Buffy did not know who I was...but then I remembered...

A friend of hers came in to eat at another establishment I worked at previously and practically told me my brother-in-laws life story...referencing my sister time after time...

I shared that story with my Madisonvillians...

So I figured Buffy had done her fair share of internet stalking and FOR SURE KNEW who I was.

I did not behave ugly. I did not make her uncomfortable, but I did hold the door open for her and invite her to come back and see us!!!

THEN...

the VERY NEXT day...who walks in, Buffy's friend...

She chatted with me up front for a minute...again referencing Squirkle multiple times...and I took her to her table.

I walked back up to the front to talk to Totita...to tell her that this was the chick I was talking about last night...

She was talking to someone telling them how it was cool that those people that I just sat knew Squirkle...

Until I told her the priceless phrase spoken by the girl that put her in the PSYCHO category...

"I never have met her..."

Totita's face turned sideways as she did not understand how someone could go on and on and on about someone they had never met...

Oh Buffy and her friends...