Friday, May 22, 2009

No, No, No, No, Notorious!!!

I just watched the movie Notorious...it was good!! When this movie came out in theaters Charles told me his wife wanted to see it...I already knew I liked her, but this solidified it.

Charles told me a story that I had to get permission to retell.

Charles and his wife, we will call her Lil Chris to pay tribute to the movie, have three kids...Ann, Adam, and Alan...ages 3, 7, and 10 respectively.

Alan was at his field day when some little girl was getting on his nerves.

Mind you that restaurant manager are NOTORIOUS for having potty mouths.

That is everyone except me...I am fucking perfect.

Any who...back to Alan and this annoying girl.

She got on his last nerve and he let her have it...he politely asked her to "Just shut the fuck up!!!"

OMG!!!

You know you live in a small town when you get a call directly from the principal to let you know your son has a potty mouth.

And you know you are a restaurant manager when your natural reaction is...OH SHIT...

So 10 years old...I know I started earlier than that...

As a matter of fact I am pretty sure that I was Adam's age when my older sibling gave me "the talk"

There were words that I knew I shouldn't use...but I wanted too...and at that point the talk went like this...

The words are only to be used when you are around cool people...no adults, no teachers, no babies...and NOT YOUR LITTLE BROTHER...he won't understand when not to use them...

So that was kind of how Charles's "talk" had to go...but with a couple of more years between them...86 brother...sub sister

It was from that point on that Lil Chris and Charles recognized that they needed to clean up their language a bit.

I don't know if I would ask Charles or Lil Chris about this...if you do...they may just tell you to..."Just shut the fuck up!"

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