No Worries

I have been off work for 5 glorious days.

I don't want to go back, but the damn mortgage company still wants to get paid...RUDE.

I have to tell a story that will get me back in the mood.

I was working one night with my up and coming A team. Some of these guys are STRAIGHT UP GOOF BALLS!!! And I love them!! They still handle up and that is all I care about.

I round the corner to DJ letting me know that he broke our hand washing sink.

He explained that he and Jerry Mae were exiting the dish area at the same time and because of the size of their rear ends they didn't fit...and the sink was all that would give.

But DJ had the sink back in working order. There was a crack in the PVC, but it still worked and didn't leak...NO WORRIES!!!

Then the ever intelligent Menos rounds the corner only hearing the ass end of the reenactment and declares...

"No Worries guys, I took shop in high school."

Instead of leaving good enough alone...he squats down and picks up the damn sink.

His ever intelligent self didn't put together that if you lift the sink far enough away from the wall, the PVC pipe that is connecting it to the wall may break...

Not only did the cracked pipe break, it shattered and twisted beyond recognition...then he couldn't get the sink back onto the wall...GENIUS!!!

He dropped the sink...and then squatted to try and regain control. When he couldn't he used his head...

Not to think, If you knew Menos you would know how much of a stretch that idea would be...

He literally used his head...he smashed it against the sink to hold it against the wall...as he screamed for help.

Jerry Mae was squatted against another wall trying his damn'dest not to piss himself...NO HELP TO MENOS...

So I picked up the sink and placed it back on the wall and ripped into him...

REALLY...REALLY...YOU TOOK SHOP IN HIGH SCHOOL AND NOW YOU FEEL QUALIFIED TO DO THE WORK OF A PLUMBER...I TOOK AN ECONOMICS CLASS IN HIGH SCHOOL BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME DOING PEOPLE'S TAXES...

I took shop in high school...but I know my limits...

The great thing about Menos doing dumb shit is the back lash...I don't even have to do much...his peers take care of that for me...

NO WORRIES!!!