Poo Poo Patrol

So Chris called for Charles the other day...and Johnson's girl answered the phone and enlisted my help in finding him. I searched high and low for this man...but he was no where to be found.

I made a round by table one where Paul was studying and asked him if he had seen Charles. We were getting our bathrooms worked on by a plumber...Paul said he had seen him earlier, but the plumbers were in the bathroom.

Charles being the hands on guy that he is I figured that he was in the restroom monitoring progress...so I made my way into the men's room to let him know his wife was on the phone.

knock, knock, knock...and in I went...HEY...IS CHARLES IN HERE...

I noticed a white t-shirt in the first stall...and a foul smell...

the guy answered...no, no Charles in here...

I left the restroom and grabbed Johnson's girl 1/2 way in tears...and disbelief that someone actually answered...

So I walked in the office later...unaware that Charles was in the restroom...to him quickly notifying me...of the following

It doesn't matter what is going on...who is sick, puking, or hurt...he can't do anything about it until he is done handling his business...and he will never answer when a crazy woman enters the men's room yelling his name...

at this point I was in tears (from laughing so hard) that someone else had witnessed the craziness of answering...no, he's not in here...

Charles then informed me that the funniest part happened after I left...the guy in the stall beside him, then turn the conversation to him...

Hey man...was she looking for you...are you Charles...

He was a bit ticked that I created this awkward position for him...but eventually he found the humor in it...maybe it was my tears...

He then told me that he would not have answered even if he was alone in there...

I GIVE ALL THE CREDIT TO PAUL FOR THIS ONE>>>HE TOLD ME THAT CHARLES WAS IN THERE WITH THE PLUMBERS

You can't hide from the Poo Poo Patrol!!!