Bablefish that...
I was at an establishment in town tonight that is know for serving spicy chicken extremities for a date with my love.
We ordered an appetizer of extra spicy shrimp...you know that is an aphrodisiac!!! We started eating it when I felt my lips throbbing...TWO SHRIMP into it.
I was sitting there with ice melting in my mouth trying to make it better...unsuccessfully
Our server was the kind of server that probably walks with with more money that the rest of the staff for the following reason...
He laughed at us...
Then he offered to remake them with another sauce. Bc I work at a restaurant I know that is a process...one that requires them to make an ENTIRE new order...and it wasn't that serious...I was just being a sissy.
(for those of you servers who didn't just make the connection as to why that would make you more money...you may never get it...it is the little things that count)
Then I realized Tito's ears were red...maybe it was that serious. We asked to change Tito's dinner order to the sauce a degree LESS spicy that the one we opt'd for on the shrimp. He originally opt'd for the degree one SPICIER that we tried.
I only got four down before I quit.
We finished the rest of our meal and went on our way...fuller than any healthy human should.
We went from there directly to Target...I love to walk around Target when I can think of nothing better to do...
EXCEPT there was something rumbling...and it was not pretty...not at all!!! I knew that it was going to be a short trip...but abbreviated would have been an understatement...I HAD TO GO!!!
To spare you the painful details...I will just say...
If you can't take the heat...stay your ass out of the kitchen...
AND AWAY FROM EXTRA HOT SAUCE!!!!
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i feel your pain...
did you vote today???
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