Do You Know Who I Am???

Everyone has been in that position where they see someone that they know through someone else...but don't "technically" know that person...only "of" that person...

Anywho...Joy had one of those tables the other night. He had a salad that he requested for NO BLUE CHEESE CRUMBLES. And when his salad arrived at the table...yep Blue Cheese Crumbles.

So he asked to speak to the manager. He told her to send the chick over so he could have a free margarita.

HA...so you think...

So I walk right over to the table and say, "Hey...you got a salad that was made wrong?"

He started the exchange with, "Do you know who I am?" My response was yes. But he wanted to be sure "Do you know who I am?" I again replied yes.

My next line was, "do you know who I am??" He says yes.

So we were on the same page.

He rambled out a long line of bs about wanting something for free...I heard a margarita & a salad and something else...but it all sounded like a bunch of rambling to me.

Apparently he told Joy that he was going to sue us bc he was allergic. WHATEVER!!!

So I said, "the salad was our mistake...Ill take care of that, but I can't give you free margaritas...That is beyond what I can offer."

He then calls me back over to the table after Joy left to tell me she was cute. I looked at the girl that was with him in disbelief bc I thought they were on a date. He then told me that they were just friends...and I said that was a good thing bc you are hitting on other girls.

He then explained he wanted the "friend" to be more than a friend, but she didn't want to be more...GO FIGURE!!!

So the "friend" payed...and tipped 50 cents...BURN...

Im thinking she let miss Joy steal her Joy!!!

As they were leaving he wanted me to put a word in with Joy...

I asked him how I should do it...walk up to her and say...

DO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS???